merry christmas 2016 xmas funny quotes sayings :- Hello friends, how are you? hope you are doing well. First of all wish you merry christmas to you. you are here at this place means are you looking for merry christmas funny quotes so you are at right place. Here in this post we have published so funny christmas quotes that you love to send to your friends and family member on whatsapp and facebook. Hope you love our collection and share with your dear and near once.
When we made this collection post we had christmas card writing in mind so that it will be helpful for christmas greetings card as well, most of the quotes are perfect as christmas card quotes that you can write with your personal message in your christmas cards.
Here is a list of funny christmas quotes
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Dave Barry
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. ~ Kin Hubbard
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde
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When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?~ G.K. Chesterton
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.- Dave Barry
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you’re home. ~ Carol Nelson
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My friend this Christmas, I have decided what I will give you
It is the dictionary; I will buy you as gift
Because I get a shock every day
When I read your Facebook status and update
Haha..I mean what I say, Merry Christmas to you and your family!
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Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
~ Lenore Hershey
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice - Dave Barry
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Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
- Andy Borowitz
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
- Bridger Winegar
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We hope that these funny christmas quotes bring a smile to your face like they did to mine :) ;)